One day, Akpos the fisherman was travelling
with a Professor and the following
conversation ensued:
Professor: Fisherman, do you know Ecology?
Fisherman Akpos: No
Professor: What about Zoology?
Fisherman Akpos: No
Professor: what of Biology?
Fisherman Akpos:
I don't know.
Professor: (irritated) What on Earth do you
know this man your going to die in
ignorance.
Two hours later their boat started to sink
and the Professor got scared.
Akpos then asked, "do you know
swimminology? "
Professor: No
Fisherman Akpos: What about Escapology
from the Riverolog?
Professor: No
Fisherman Akpos: Today, the Crocodiology is
going to consume your Headology beacause
of your bad Mouthology.
