Daddy, what are those two
spiders doing," she asked?
"They're mating," her father
replied. "What do you call the
spider on top," she asked? "A
Daddy Longlegs," her father
answered. "So, the other one is
a Mommy Longlegs," the little
girl asked?
As his heart soared with the joy
of such a cute and innocent
question he
replied, "No dear.
Both of them are Daddy
Longlegs.
The little girl, looking a little
puzzled, thought for a moment,
then lifted her foot and stomped
them flat. "Well," she said, "that
may be OK in California,
Washington and Colorado, but
we're not having any of that crap
here in Texas."
