A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly
the wife asked, "Honey, if I died would you get
married again?" The
husband said, "No sweetie."
The woman said, "I'm sure you would." So the
man said, "Okay, I would" Then the woman
asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?" And
the man replied, "Ya, I guess so." Then the wife
asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?"
And the husband replied, "No, she's left handed."
