A woman is at home when she hears someone
knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens
it and sees a man standing there. He asks the
lady, "Do you have a Vagina?" She slams the
door in disgust. The next morning she hears a
knock at the door, its the same man and he asks
the same question to the woman, "Do you have a
Vagina?" She slams the door again. Later that
night when her husband gets home she tell him
what has happened for the last two days. The
husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned
voice, "Honey, I am taking an off tomorrow so as
to be home, just incase this guy shows up
again." The next morning they hear a knock at
the door and both ran for the door. The husband
whisperes to the wife, "Honey, im going to hide
behind the door and listen and if it is the same
guy I want you to answer yes to the question
because I want to a see where he's going with
this." She nods yes to her husband and opens
the door. Sure enough the same fellow is
standing there, he asks, "Do you have a Vagina?"
"Yes I do." says the lady. The man replies,
"Good, would you mind telling your husband to
leave my wife's alone and start using yours.
