1) Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and
another 2 cats and another 2, how
many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I
gave you two
cats, and another two
cats and another two, how many
would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you
differently. If I gave you two apples,
and another two apples and
another two, how many would you
have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you
two cats, and another two cats and
another two, how many would you
have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck
do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a
freaking cat!"
2) Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you
finish a sentence before making a
suggestion.
3) Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons.
One was named Mind Your Own
Business & the other was named
Trouble. One day the two boys
decided to play hide and seek.
Trouble hid while Mind Your Own
Business counted to one hundred.
Mind Your Own Business began
looking for his brother behind
garbage cans and bushes. Then he
started looking in and under cars
until a police man approached him
and asked, "What are you doing?"
"Playing a game," the boy replied.
"What is your name?" the officer
questioned. "Mind Your Own
Business." Furious the policeman
inquired, "Are you looking for
trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why,
yes."
4) A teacher asked her students to use
the word "beans" in a sentence. "My
father grows beans," said one girl.
"My mother cooks beans," said a
boy. A third student spoke up, "We
are all human beans."
