Joke: Akpos At The Ceremony

At a launching ceremony, Chief Akpos who is an illiterate noticed that each dignitary making a donation had two titles attached
to their names.
For instance, Chief (Dr.) Ofego Akpe, Prof (Pastor) Oghenefegor Akwaruta, etc. Chief Akpos was determined not to allow anyone upstage him at the occasion.
When it was his turn to speak, he took the microphone and announced: I, Late (Chief) Akpos Akpomiemie Akpororo Atanatene donate the sum of N500,000 cash.
The hall was empty in 20 seconds.