There was a house of a drunkard and in
the compound he dug a very big hole.
One day he came back very drunk and this
is what happened.
Drunk man: Open the door.
Wife : Today I'm not opening the door I'm
tired of your drinking.
Man: If you dont open I will throw myself
in this hole and die.
Wife : Die hahaha you even don't have any
use in this world.
Drunk man carried a very big stone and
threw it into the hole and boooom it made
noise.
The wife on hearing this, wraps herself
with a towel and opens the door.
Immediately the drunk husband enters the
house and closes the door leaving the wife
outside.
Wife shouting : Open this door or else i
will make noise and neighbours will come
here .......
Drunk husband : Ooh go on make noise
and when they come you will explain to
them where you are coming from dressed
in a towel.
