A woman once had a very good house boy who did almost everything for her including cooking and washing her clothes as well as her pants. Then
one day when the woman was taking her bath, the house boy pushed the door open. He ask the following questions:
House Boy: excuse me madam can i help?
Madam: help for what?
House Boy: can i help to bath you?
Madam: go away. This one pass Help! I am sure you have something else in mind.