Joke: New three Words

There was a boy called Phillip, one day their teacher asked them to look for new three words and
their meanings. The boy was so serious as he was going home that afternoon he saw two people fighting and one one said to the other, "you bastard" Phillip memorized it. While at home, their neighbour engaged in hot exchange of words and heard one called the other "you prostitute" he equally picked it up. The following morning when he was leaving for school. He heard his father say to his mother, come on darling let's go, he equally noted it. When Phillip was in the class the teacher came in and ask: Teacher: phillip tell us three words and their meaning
Phillip: You bastard
Teacher: are you calling me bastard? I will punish you i say give your new words!
Phillip: You prostitute!
Teacher: oh is like you are running mad? I will report you to the principal. Phillip: Come on darling let's go.
The teacher picked up cane and phillip ran out of the class. The class was full of laughter till school dismissed.