A calabar girl went for a job
interview, she was giving a form
to fill in her data.
As she was
filling the form, she
got to part to fill "Sex", she
paused and thought for a while
and then said to herself "If I write
everyday, they'll think I'm
spoilt..."
After thinking for a while she
said to herself "hmmm...I'll just
put twice a week"
2)
Teacher: Who is a pharmacist?
Akpos raised up his hand
Teacher: So it is only Akpos that
is the most intelligent student i
have in this class? So there is nobody else to
answer the
question except Akpos?
(There was no reply from the
students)
Teacher: Ok, now Akpos, use this
cane and flog them ten strokes of cane
each.
Akpos is full of happy and gave all the
students ten hot strokes of
cane....
Teacher: Oyaa my dear Akpos
tell this dumb students who a pharmacist
is...
Akpos: A Pharmacist is a farmer
who assist people.
The Teacher fainted.
3)
Pastor: There is a man here.
Akpos: (Shouts from the crowd) It is me.
Pastor: I repeat, there is a man here.
Akpos: (Shouts from the crowd) It
is me and my family.
Pastor: I say there is a man here.
Akpos: (Shouts from the crowd) It
is me oooooo!!!.
Pastor: They have been sucking your blood for
the past ten years.
Akpos: Eh? God forbid! It is not me oooo.
