Two Teachers were arguing in the class
and the students were watching.
Other Teachers were trooping in one after
the other.
ENGLISH TEACHER:
What a pugnacious and
combatant fight teachers maneuverating
themselves in the presence of their pupils.
CHEMISTRY TEACHER: Stop this now or I'll
balance your equation with acid and base.
MATHS TEACHER: please please stop before i
divide and subtract your names from our
teachers' list.
CRS TEACHER: Oh God of Abraham, forgive
them cos they do not know what they are
doing.
ECONOMICS TEACHER: What a human
behaviour, I'll draw a scale of preference to
know who's at fault.
MUSIC TEACHER: Stop both of you lack voices
to win an argument, your phonet is
voiceless, your treble, and your alto lack
vocal sound.
HISTORY TEACHER: oh my God of century
2013 I'll compare this fight with that of Iran
and Iraq.
BIOLOGY TEACHER: What a shame between
these two species of Homo sapiens. The
knot of your Medula Oblongata is loosing i
must get a Spanner to stop this Osmosis.