A pastor met a drunkard and began to preach to him, "On the last day
there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth"
Drunkard:
thanks to be God i have no teeth left
Pastor: one day this world will be destroyed by fire
Drunkard: on that day i will join fire brigade
Pastor: repent now because the kingdom of God is at hand
Drunkard: you are a lie, see my hand, there is no heaven on my hand.
The pastor could not control himself and he burst out laughing.
(2)
There was a video club owner whose store was very close to a motor
park. Travelers always go close to his store and urinate, the video
club owner did not like it so he got a big sign board and wrote:
PUBLIC NOTICE
Do not urinate here
By order.
In spite of the notice they continue urinating there. He decided to
write another notice.
PUBLIC NOTICE
Urinate here please
your urine is needed urgently
Sign: HERBALIST.
From that day they avoided that spot and no one ever urinate there again.
(3)
DIDI was one eye man. He heard that there would be film show at the
town hall and the gate fees was N100. He prepared and went to the film
show. When he got to the film house, he gave the gate man N50 and
argued that he will watch the film with one eye.
(4)
One day a man was walking through a forest and he met a lion. On
seeing it he fell on his kneels and start praying to God to save his
life. When he opened his eyes he saw the lion in front of him also
praying. He thanks God, and said to the lion " thank God that you are
a Christian". The lion got up and said angrily, "shut up, don't you
pray before you eat?" the man slumped and died.
